True beauty lies within- especially if you’re a twinky. Let’s be honest twinky, everybody’s in it for the filling. Don’t feel bad though, we all know that you wouldn’t be the same without your little pastry overcoat, but you’re no ho-ho.
An eye for an eye- makes cyclops completely blind and far more likely to cause some serious destruction. Next time you come up against cyclops you think about that.
Say what you mean and mean what you say- unless you are prone to being brutally honest. There is a time and a place for honesty and sometimes those little white lies do the world some little white good. Like that time you forgot your mom’s birthday because there was a marathon of COPS on tv- that’s not something you should bring up with her. Also, don’t bring up that fact that you accidently killed Fluffy in fifth grade. It was a freak mailman accident and we’ll just leave it at that.
Necessity is the mother of invention- but there’s a reason they don’t look the same. You see invention was adopted from an orphanage in the developing world and necessity is holding off on explaining until invention’s 12th birthday. It’s really been the cause of some very awkward situations.
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