Top five people I don’t feel bad not liking:
1. The guy who bought the last 5 maple bars right in front of me this morning. I hope your arteries appreciate that culinary adventure.
2. The stranger who says “terrible” to “how are you doing?” and then doesn’t want to talk about it. Now I feel bad and I don’t know why, that was an unnecessary addition to my day, thank you very much.
3. People who complain about having a) too much money b) too many parties to go to OR c) five maple bars.
4. People who don’t scoop the poop. I hope your hell consists of constantly scraping poop off of other people’s shoes.
5. The talking commuter- no one needs to hear about the ridiculous things you did five drinks in on Saturday night. No one. And no I don’t think Joey will ever call you back but goodluck with that.
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