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11/30
2010

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    Top 5 Most Narcissistic Things You Can Do To Love Yourself More

    Just got back from the gym where every magazine and its mother (they have mothers too you know) has some kind of suggestion for how to love yourself more.  I have my own. 

    1. Wear shirts with pictures of your face on the back so that no one has to miss your face as you walk away

    2. Date someone who looks like you and put up lots of mirrors in your bedroom**

    3. Write your will- leave everything to yourself in your next life

    4. Take yourself out to dinner.  Invite someone who wants to pay for you but don’t feel the need to chat- you’ve got the best conversation going on in your own head. 

    5. Get artsy! Make a photo montage of you in the park, on the lake, skiing… so many great memories! Hang it in your cubicle. 

    **When dating someone who looks like you- the excuse “it’s not you, it’s me” is not only perfectly valid but probably necessary.  

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