Diet Rockstar… you are the kin of battery acid - hot piss potion! You are the distilled exudate of hot garbage. I actually feel kidney pain right now. I doubt there is a natural molecule in your entire chemical makeup.
I drank this caffienated Centaur urine not an hour ago. I don’t feel like studying anymore so before lay in bed trying to fall asleep for the next hour or two I thought I might share some fun facts about pulmonology.
Uranium miners have an increased risk of developing small cell carinoma of the lung. That is, if the high intensity gamma beams can penetrate that steel-wool like mat of chest hair. Can you think of a manlier job? I can’t. They make lumberjacks look like lumberJILLs (bam!)
There is a disease called Acute Interstitial Pneumonia. It is what is known as an Idiopathic Interstitial Pneumonia, which in layman’s terms means “we have no idea where the hell this came from pneumonia, but its all up in your lungs.” By the time you experience symptoms you only have a couple days to live. There is no cure except lung transplantaion and unless you have a bank account that would make Bill Gates blush, the chances of you landing a lung that fast are zero.
There are only a handful of medical complications that can kill a man instantaneously. A large blood clot that gets stuck in your lung arteries, known as a “saddle embolism,” is one of them. The clot starts in your legs, travels up your inferior vena cava, enters your heart, gets pumped into the lungs and corks them like a bottle of Three Buck Chuck… though I don’t know if anyone would actually save a bottle of three buck chuck.
Thats it for tonight. Cue the “don’t hold your breath for the next post” lame joke.
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