The economy is so terrible that I am beginning to take it personally. You know how they joke about things that are so unlikely to happen to you that they’re practically impossible? Like plummeting to your death via a grate on a city street or being hit by a boat while on a ski-doo? Well I have a better chance of those things happening than getting a job right now- ANY job- I have been to graduate school and cannot get a job in retail. I would sell my soul for a part-time hostess position at Red Lobster. The economy did not know, when it decided to render me indefinitely unemployed, that it was dealing with an overachieving sensitive young woman BUT that is no excuse. Dear, sweet, selfish, failing economy- I want my pride back. And I’m suing you for defamation of character on the grounds that I almost agreed to become my friend’s personal assistant for less than minimum wage. I’ll see you in court.
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